Thursday, August 14, 2008

Fall Fixtures

It's that time of year again!  (via Adam Rittenberg's Big Ten Blog on ESPN.com)
Three Michigan State football freshmen are facing misdemeanor charges of failure to obey police.
And they say Michigan State has no tradition!  Anyway:
Safety Charles Burrell, defensive end Cameron Jude and walk-on receiver Mitchell White were cited June 30 for fleeing from campus police when approached and ordered to stop near Snyder Hall, said Ingham County Prosecutor Stuart Dunnings III.
Fortunately for the sake of justice, East Lansing police are fairly experienced in the art of apprehending people of, for whatever reason, less-than-average intelligence.  Despite Dantonio's intense conditioning, which was just as intense as Mike Barwis, and Michigan State's really just as good as Michigan and ha your basketball team sucks Chris Webber hahahahaha *sob and down another Pabst*, the players couldn't evade the police.

It just....wouldn't seem like college football without a warrant out for a Michigan State player's arrest.  THIS IS SPARTA! (in a nutshell):