We are running a cuhrazy system. Our coach has a Southern-ish accent. Michigan Stadium has two big chunks of steel on it. We have someone on our team named "Martavious." I am part of the student section. Yes, lots of change at Michigan this year, and all of it very exciting. "Martavious" can be re-arranged to spell "I'm a sour vat." The guy who might be "the guy" at QB is a former walk-on from Saline. Our offensive line currently consists of a returning mediocre starter, one of those beaded curtains, and a maize-and-blue painted rock that was pressed into service after injuries to Mark Huyge and Cory Zirbel, but who has reportedly "picked things up quickly" and may challenge for a starting spot. Our linebackers are named Evans, Panter, and Ezeh. These are among the frightening things about Michigan football as I sit here awaiting the opening kickoff.
But I guess there's only one way to find out...
GO BLUE