Anyway, Terrelle Pryor announced today that he would be pretending to attend classes at THE Ohio State University (actually, his exact words were, "The University of Ohio State," so I can only assume he'll be a part of tOSU's Jim Tressel School of Taking, Uhhh, Classes I Guess). He arrived at the press conference driving a Jaguar made of pure gold, largely ending speculation about where he was going in the fall.
You've got to love big-time college recruiting: TP just became the very devil himself throughout most of one of the most populous states in the Union and the favorite person of literally millions of fat slobs in another heavily populated state. Also, thousands of West Virginians will be celebrating Rich Rodriguez's first defeat by having a possum roast and getting really drunk; so, reportedly, will thousands of students at Michigan State University.
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