And you know what? I deserve this, solely on the basis of the fact that I know all the words to the U-M Alma Mater, "The Yellow and the Blue."
The Norsemen believed that fallen warriors proceeded to Valhalla, the feast-hall of heroes. Well, I certainly have been a warrior, and graduating from Michigan State is a fate as close to death as I can think of. (Just kidding; no worries.) But seriously, have you BEEN to Ann Arbor on game days? Whew...brings tears of joy to the eyes...